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This is it. The very pinnacle of human ingenuity. Centuries of innovation, strides in engineering, architecture, and masturbation, have all come together for the Reever, the power cruiser with a race engine designed to work just as well on the road as your crotch.
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Before your rat bike spent a decade or two submerged in raw sewage it looked like this: clean, classy, without a trace of rust or even the faintest whiff of hobo piss. But though it lacks character, you'll have more than thirty seconds to live if it comes into contact with an open wound, so there's a bright side too.
It's the classic formula: strip it back, lose the fairing, jack the engine, throw on your retro leather jacket and drive straight to the custody hearing without even wearing a helmet because this midlife crisis is making you all kinds of crazy. Make the most of that first and final ride - the alimony's a bitch.
